abaftdrasnian:

Study well, my collegiate brethren.

abaftdrasnian:

Study well, my collegiate brethren.



robottrex:

This is me every day and forever

robottrex:

This is me every day and forever

(Source: daftpnk)





ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch



teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY





(Source: zackisontumblr)





okayshae:

b0n—iver:

This is perfect.

these are so good. oh my god it hurts

(Source: onlyoccasion)



(Source: slytherns)



cuddlefeyrac:

au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport





karengills:

[AGGRESSIVELY SOBS OVER RIVER AND ELEVEN’S KISS]



If you say run, I’ll run with you.

~ David Bowie - Let’s Dance

(Source: badlywolf)



kili-at-my-service:

no no you’re a GROWN MAN YOU CAN’T BE THIS FUCKING ADORABLE, NO

kili-at-my-service:

no no you’re a GROWN MAN YOU CAN’T BE THIS FUCKING ADORABLE, NO

(Source: chechurinatanya)