Want to hear a really bad joke I just came up with?

OKAY.

What did the rock say to the bits of gold that used to be in the rock but were walking away from it?

“AU, get back here!” 

Hehe. Get it. Because gold is AU on the periodic table.

See, I told you it was bad.

Why do I even open my mouth. 

Also this would never work, duh, because rocks can’t talk, gosh, I can’t believe you fell for that, lol.


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